Who wants to be my good little puppy? Bark if you do! Good boy. I’m going to train you to look, behave, eat, and think like a d0ggie. You’ll learn to obey me, your mistress, and in return I’ll give you every ounce of love that a good, faithful puppy deserves.
First, it’s time to take off those silly clothes. D0ggies don’t wear clothes! Now, we’ll need to put on your paws and tail — that’s a good boy. You’re my cute little puppers now. I have all kinds of training assignments to shape your mind and body into those of a faithful, obedient pup. And remember, good d0gs always get rewarded, so I know you’ll be a very good boy for me, won’t you?
Panting and drooling at my feet, serving your owner, feeling my affectionate hands stroke your soft fur — is there anything better than being my little puppy?