There you go again – sneaking behind her back. I can’t blame you. I’m so much hotter than her. You can’t imagine her wearing the sexy little things that I do. I know you can’t help yourself. It always feels so good to stroke your cock for me. You would rather be a Master Masturbator and worship me rather fucking her. You’d give up your sex life all together just for one kiss on my perfect round cheek. Jerking Over Sex. That’s your life now. And you love it that way.