We’ve been platonic friends for quite a while now. You follow me around like a little puppy, it’s pathetic 🙂 and I like it. You’ve told me on multiple occasions that you would do anything I say, and today I invite you over because I’m bored. That’s bad news for you… I decide to emasculate you for fun. I belittle you and degrade you. I sit on your face and laugh. I talk about having my friends over to use your holes… all of this surprisingly turns you on. You like this even more than attempting to hook up with a female, that’s ACTUALLY embarrassing. This is just- exciting! Did you know that you don’t have to try to have sex with a female in order to achieve sexual intimacy with them? We can just do this instead!